Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh no, here we go.
Computer: Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.
Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: OK look, you really need ...
Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You're not out of in...
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen...
Computer: Just do it !
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh no, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!
Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh no! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself......
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i feel your pain......
I'm glad computers "talk to each other" faster than I can read.... Or I would be banging on everything, not just the keyboard.
2 words that will fix any computer problem...
Sledge
Hammer
Think about it.
they don't fix sent emails....
think about it
What happens in a Mac?
Same thing since a mac is a P.C. Only right clicks won't be heard from the mouse.
I never print so everything works great for me! :)
Oh, isn't it so romantic how the pieces of hardware converse with each other?
I'm pretty sure this dialogue is innacurate, since it's midgets that make everything work inside computers.
I hope your being sarcastic...as your name implies...but if not :'(
I always thought my computer talked...I always thought i could hear little screams when i would crush the old computer parts...but now your saying that puters arn't alive :'(
JERK!!!!
Oh you heard screams alright...midget screams.
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