How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to do it and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
How can you tell a saxophone player is at the door?
He can't find his key.
What's the difference between a flute and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up a flute.
Two tuba players are sitting in a car. Who's driving?
The cops.
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the one about the trumpets is true... the one about the flute is also true
the other two i have no idea about so dont ask
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