A tough old cowboy teasingly told his young grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously, and kept doing so to the ripe old age of 103.
When he died, he left 10 children, 32 grandchildren, 49 great-grandchildren, and a 65-foot-wide
crater where the crematorium used to be!
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Usually that type of thing only happens when the person ate beans every day.
PS. LOL, good post
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