You know your from Colorado if...

You know you're from Colorado if:
1. You have absolutely no recognizable accent.

2. If the humidity gets above 25%, you consider it "muggy".

3. You are the third car to run a red light after it has changed.

4. You think only stupid people get lost in your town.

5. If it rains more than 2 days straight you compare the weather to
being in Seattle.

6. The only RTD bus you've been on is the 16th Street shuttle.

7. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike on top of your $500 car.

8. You think "South Park" is a place to stop for gas on your way to the
mtns.

9. You get depressed after one day of foggy weather.

10. North means "mountains to the left;" south is "mountains to the
right; and east and west are where all those liberals keep moving in
from.

11. You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels "sticky" and
you notice the sky is no longer blue.

12. You think gun control is a steady hand.

13. You can run up 10 flights of stairs without huffing and puffing.

14. You can drive over a 12,000 foot pass in 4 feet of snow, but cant
get to work if there are 4 inches of snow.

15. April showers bring May blizzards.

16. You know what a "rocky mountain oyster" is. But you dont know what
a "turn signal" is.

17. A bear on your front porch doesn't bother you nearly as much as a
Democrat in Congress does.

18. People from other states breathe 5 times as often as you do.

19. You've gone skiing in July. You've gone sunbathing in January. They
were both in the same year.

20. You never pack away your coat and sweaters.

21. You love your Broncos, your Avs, your Rockies, Nuggets - ok not the
Nuggets ... well you can't have everything.

22. If it snows in the morning you expect it to be gone by lunchtime.