A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a
grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up
or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY
DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation
with her."
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2 comments:
Huuh? I doan't git dat joak.
De attorney keeped axing kwestins dat dindnt make no cents in dat siteeashun.
Why ain't he jist ax dat last one in da farst place?
this reminds me of another joke..
I was talking one day to this fellow, and we got on the subject of marriage.. he started saying that his anniversary was coming up and he felt confident saying that he has had almost 3 great years of marriage.
I congratulated him and said "wow.. third anniversary eh?" he paused and said no.. I asked him again you said you had "had almost 3 great years of marriage".. to which he replied.. yeah.. 3 out of 50 ain't bad..
heh.. heh...
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