Friday's Funny

Friday's Funny

Why you shouldn't snort coke

Here is the reason you shouldn't ever snort coke it has drastic affects on people!!!

DON'T SNORT COKE!!!!!

Friday's Funny

Engineers...

There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

“Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says the mechanical engineer.

“Well”, says the chemical engineer, “it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system.”

“I thought it might be an grounding problem”, says the electrical engineer, “or maybe a faulty plug lead.”

They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say: “Well, what do you think?”

“Ummm, perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?”

May Day Photo's

This is what the Storries lawn looked like at 2:30am...


No one will ever see enough may day photos so here are some that we took...
http://picasaweb.google.com/ryanpaulweaver/2008_05_01Mayday

Pictures from the Arvada Flour Mill

I didn't go, but Mom, Malcolm, Jonathan, Celeste, and Tiffany went to the Arvada Flour Mill...and here are some of the pictures they took.

CLICK ME!!!!

Making the world happy

The Gores and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one hundred-$1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy!"