You know your a redneck when....

.....You change your lawn mower's engine in the living room!

Free BBQ Grills

For those of you (like me at the moment) who do not have a BBQ grill, I've just come across a great deal that you can't afford to miss out on -- there are stores all over the country where you can get a free Portable BBQ Grill! This is for real -- you too can get your very own free Portable BBQ Grill from any of the following fine establishments (if your local store isn't listed below, you may find that they do have the free Portable BBQ Grill available anyway, so be sure to check it out!):

A&P | Albertsons | Big Lots | Brookshire's | Costco | Food Lion | Fry's | K-mart | Kroger | Meijer | Publix | Quality Markets | Safeway | Sam's Club | Shurfine | Target | Tops | Vons | WalMart | Winco Foods | Winn-Dixie | and many others!

I especially like the higher shelf which is great for keeping the kids' hot dogs warm while you're finishing up the adults' burgers or steaks! Just make sure to get the plain metal grills, if you can find them ... the plastic-coated grills don't last as long, and they tend to make the food taste a bit odd!

New photo + a good political joke!

(real) This photo was taken near the Georgia-South Carolina border. The alligator was between 12 and 14 feet long.




I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said
she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal
Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President
what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."

"Wow...what a worthy goal" I told her, "You don't have to wait
until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and
mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll
take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out,
and
you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared
at
me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't
the
homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the
$50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her folks still
aren't talking to me.




Is this really a "Redneck Mansion"?

Friday's Funny

Sleeping Jonny Boy

Jonathan is actually asleep in this picture...apparently there has been sighting of the boogy man around the house and Jonathan is protecting his family of stuffed animals...


Here is proof that it is his hand ;)

Motivation

Here are some quotes about work:

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse
Dennis Miller

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen

Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.
Leslie Nielsen

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K Jerome

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.
Slappy White