Copper Wire

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York

scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to

the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network

more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a

California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, A

Story in the LA Times read: " California archaeologists, finding of 200

year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an

advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than

the New Yorkers"

One week later. A local newspaper in Texas reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Maypearl , Texas ,

Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely

nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas

Had already gone wireless".

Just makes a person proud to live in Texas , don't it.

Texas is alright(besides it's weather and lack of mountains), I'm still proud/happy to live in Colorado :)

Heaviest Element Newly Discovered

The Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has announced the discovery of a new element, the heaviest element known to science.

The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

My AR-15

This ar is made by Daniel Defense, it's the DDM4. 16" barrel, Magpul stock, and 30-round PMAG etc....

Silverton Mountain

Here are some of the photo's we took while snowboarding on Silverton Mountain. We couldn't have asked for a more perfect day!

1750's Officers Fussil Musket

Cannibals

So the cannibal says to his wife, "Honey, you know that I love you more than anything else in the whole world, but you also know how much I hate your brother."


And she replies, "Well, fine, be that way -- just eat the noodles then!"

Teachers Pay

The National Debt Road Trip