Ryan's Blog

Copper Wire

2010-07-07T18:52:00.002-06:00

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York

scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to

the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network

more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a

California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, A

Story in the LA Times read: " California archaeologists, finding of 200

year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an

advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than

the New Yorkers"

One week later. A local newspaper in Texas reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Maypearl , Texas ,

Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely

nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Texas

Had already gone wireless".

Just makes a person proud to live in Texas , don't it.

Texas is alright(besides it's weather and lack of mountains), I'm still proud/happy to live in Colorado :)

Heaviest Element Newly Discovered

2010-02-18T09:41:00.001-07:00

The Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has announced the discovery of a new element, the heaviest element known to science.

The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

My AR-15

2010-02-05T13:47:00.006-07:00

This ar is made by Daniel Defense, it's the DDM4. 16" barrel, Magpul stock, and 30-round PMAG etc....

Silverton Mountain

2010-01-05T00:14:00.002-07:00

Here are some of the photo's we took while snowboarding on Silverton Mountain. We couldn't have asked for a more perfect day!

1750's Officers Fussil Musket

2009-10-31T10:17:00.003-06:00

Cannibals

2009-08-19T11:40:00.001-06:00

So the cannibal says to his wife, "Honey, you know that I love you more than anything else in the whole world, but you also know how much I hate your brother."

And she replies, "Well, fine, be that way -- just eat the noodles then!"

Teachers Pay

2009-08-17T14:52:00.000-06:00

The National Debt Road Trip

2009-07-05T00:23:00.000-06:00

Obama Care

2009-07-02T22:17:00.001-06:00

Friday's Funny

2009-06-26T13:05:00.001-06:00

Why Society Needs Hypocrisy

2009-06-25T20:40:00.002-06:00

WARNING: This post doesn't contain any slapstick, puns, or punch lines.

For all the readers still reading, this monologue, by Rush Limbaugh, bares repeating. Enjoy!

RUSH: One more thing about Mark Sanford, before we go to the break and get back to your phone calls. I would posit something here. And there's a lot of people. I've gotten a lot of e-mail since the Sanford story broke: "See, Rush? This is why Republicans have to get rid of social issues. We just have to get rid of them, because this hypocrisy is going to kill us. People are people; human beings are human beings. They're going to have affairs. They're going to have abortions. They're going to do this. And in politics, we're going to lose people. People are going to have affairs. Democrats don't lose people when they're hypocrites because they aren't hypocrites, Rush, because they don't have standards and we do. So we've got to get rid of the social issues, Rush." I'm hearing this from a lot of people. It's something for you to think about. Just a little think piece here. How about the fact that society needs hypocrisy? (interruption)

I'll be happy to explain it, Snerdley. It's simple as pie. I shouldn't have to explain it, but I'll be glad to. I'm not saying hypocrisy is a virtue, but it is a necessary evil. Society needs it. "But, Rush! But, Rush! How can you say that? Isn't hypocrisy preaching moral values and not living up to them?" Yeah, that's exactly right! That's what, in this case, hypocrisy is. But hypocrisy does not deny moral values. If somebody can be immoral and not be a hypocrite, then what's happened to standards? You want a party run by a bunch of people who have no standards? You've got it. You've got it in the Democrat Party and you've had it for years -- and look where it has taken us! Hypocrisy does two things, both at the same time: Hypocrisy shows -- and you're not going to want to hear this.

You're not going to want to agree with me on this. I know you're not. But hypocrisy shows that there are moral values in a culture. Without moral values in a culture, it would not be possible for anybody to be a hypocrite. The fact that we are calling Sanford a hypocrite is the proof that there are still standards of dignity and morality that apply in our society. It also shows... This hypocrisy, it also shows that violating those moral values are wrong. We all think Sanford's an idiot, right? We all think he's stupid. We all think he's wrong. Especially when you read the statement his wife issued. His wife said, "I'm willing to take him back. I'm willing." She said, "I view my life. I've got one legacy in my life, and that's the character and dignity I instill in my children," and that's why what my husband has done is so hurtful and so harmful.

"All the work I've done helping to get him elected and helping him do his job means nothing to me if my kids don't turn out." Why does she care? Well, because morality and dignity matter. And without hypocrisy, we wouldn't know what morality and dignity are. But moral equivalency, on the other hand, that rationalizes away any morality. The Democrat Party exists on moral equivalence. The Democrat Party exists on the concept of defining deviancy down to where nothing is wrong and nobody can be criticized. And I think any healthy society needs moral values -- and, therefore, must preserve them. Hypocrisy is a lot more helpful in preserving morality than moral equivalence is.

I don't know about you, but I don't want to live in a culture with no morality, where anything goes and there is nothing wrong. Then you wouldn't have to worry about raising your kids. Just give birth and let them do what they want to do. It doesn't matter because there's nothing wrong. But you know there are. You know there are certain things -- and, by the way, since we're all human and we all stray and we all stray off the path, it doesn't mean morality is wrong and it doesn't disqualify somebody who strays from knowing what morality is. That's what the Democrats try to do. Any Republican who is a normal human failing, they try to disqualify from ever commenting on morality and dignity, and you do not have to live a perfect life in order to be able to comment on morality and dignity because it is impossible to live a perfect life.

We all have that little voice in our heads, our conscience. We all know when we're doing something wrong. We all know it. If we just listen to the voice in our heads more often than we do, then we'd do fewer things wrong. But we're human. It doesn't mean that we're disqualified from knowing right from wrong, just because we violate the tenets. So... Look, I'm not speaking in a strict political sense here. I'm not saying, "Let's scrub the social issues." I'm simply saying that, 'Give me a society any day where there is hypocrisy as opposed to a society with moral equivalence,' because then we've defined deviancy so far down that we've decided we can't do anything about that particular wrong so we're not even going to try to anymore. We will cease to exist as a functioning society.

RUSH: Here's Ben in Dayton, Ohio. Hi, Ben. Thank you for calling. You're up next on the Rush Limbaugh program. Hi.

CALLER: Hey Rush, college kid dittos from Dayton.

RUSH: Thank you, sir.

CALLER: I'm 21. I'm a student. I'm an engineering student, but theology is kind of one of my passions, and I just loved your analysis on the need for hypocrisy. And I just wanted to add -- I'm kind of borrowing from CS Lewis, but when two people bicker, both people kind of consent to an implied moral standard that the other person should like adhere to. So anyway, I just wanted to say that was a great analysis on your part.

RUSH: CS Lewis is exactly right. Did you understand what he said? When two people argue or bicker over moral standards, it proves they exist. It's all he was saying. There is a push to get rid of moral standards, moral equivalency, the left, the Democratic Party. All I was saying was that hypocrisy is far more useful to a society -- it may not be to a politician, but I'm talking about society, folks. Hypocrisy is far more useful and valuable to society than moral equivalence is. Moral equivalence destroys standards. Hypocrisy upholds them. I'm not suggesting everybody go out and be a hypocrite. Again, it's common sense, and common sense is not liberal or conservative. Well, most often not common sense is conservative. It very rarely is liberal. But common sense is common sense. Moral standards exist. And when you have a blatant case of hypocrisy, I don't care who it is -- JFK, Clinton, Ensign, John Edwards -- what does it show? It shows that we've still got standards. We ought to be going, whew.

www.rushlimbaugh.com

In honor and appreciation to fathers everywhere!!!

2009-06-18T19:02:00.001-06:00

The Wonders of US Medicine

2009-06-09T10:12:00.002-06:00

A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced

that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have

him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung

out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in

four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that

we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in

another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are

way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois,

put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'

Time to Legalize Counterfeiting

2009-05-26T10:27:00.001-06:00

By Harold Witkov:

Many Americans today believe certain illegal vices in our society should be decriminalized, taxed, and regulated. The most popular of these vices include marijuana smoking, prostitution, and all forms of gambling. The proponents for decriminalization believe that the new tax revenues produced would help support schools, healthcare, and the impoverished, ease the pain of taxpayers, and reduce the deficit. They also believe that transgressions such as these will take place no matter, but, if properly regulated, would be safer for society in general. It would be a win, win situation.

Unfortunately, when it comes to lowering taxes and helping the downtrodden, the best-laid government plans seem to fall short of expectations. However, there is one vice, one small illegal indiscretion, that, if decriminalized would solve all our problems. The United States needs to legalize the victimless crime known as counterfeiting.

Once legalized, counterfeiting would be for everyone. This could be accomplished by making Federal Reserve Note paper (complete with silk threads, watermarks, etc.) available to the public. With the correct paper, most computers with the right software would have no trouble replicating U.S. currency. If a household did not have a computer, special over- the-counter counterfeit kits could be made available, with instructions in both English and Spanish.

Once in place, universal counterfeiting would prove to be the ultimate stimulus package for the economy. Employees would always have enough money and never have to go on strike. Citizens would have no trouble paying their mortgages and never face foreclosure. Everyone would gladly pay his or her taxes and there would be no need to have an IRS.

Free market consumerism would return with a flourish. People would purchase whatever they wanted and stores would only have to worry about having enough merchandise on hand. Stores could charge the consumer whatever they wanted and the consumer could still afford. Every shopping day would be like the day after Thanksgiving and the day before Christmas.

Once legalized, counterfeiting would still have to be regulated. Parity and fairness would dictate that families earning over $250,000 would only be allowed to print $1, $2, $5 and $10 denominations. Families with combined incomes of less than $250,000 could print $20 and $50 bills. The unemployed could print $100 bills, and ACORN workers and UAW members would be entitled to counterfeit a new denomination, something even larger than the $100 bill (with President Obama on the front).

Universal counterfeiting could be the entitlement program that ends all other entitlement programs and sets us free. It is time to stand up and tell our legislators we want universal counterfeiting. If they protest, "You cannot just print money," then promptly respond in kind, "Why not, Mr. Congressman? Your doing it."

A Post Turtle...

2009-05-22T23:51:00.005-06:00

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of moron put him up there to begin with'.

A new language!

2009-05-19T16:50:00.001-06:00

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

The Swine Flu

2009-05-08T10:59:00.001-06:00

This is what the swine flu looks like under the microscope!

Baby Photo's

2009-05-07T22:49:00.000-06:00

For those of you who havn't seen photo's of Courtney, Here they are

Living History Day Pictures

2009-05-01T10:53:00.001-06:00

Click Here

April 21

2009-04-21T10:29:00.002-06:00

I was born MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 20

2009-04-20T17:24:00.006-06:00

April 20: 1889 --Adolf Hitler is born

April 20: -- 1999-Columbine High School massacre: two idiots kill 13 people and injure 24 others before committing suicide at Columbine High School located in Jefferson County, Colorado

2007 -- Johnson Space Center Shooting: A man with a handgun barricades himself in NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas before killing a male hostage and himself.

April 19

2009-04-20T17:21:00.001-06:00

April 19: 1995-Oklahoma City bombing: The Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, is bombed, killing 168.

April 18

2009-04-20T17:15:00.003-06:00

April 18: 1983 a suicide bomber destroys the United States embassy in Beirut, Lebanon, killing 63 people.

April 18: 1880 an F4 tornado strikes Marshfield, Missouri, killing 99 people and injuring 100

April 17

2009-04-20T17:13:00.003-06:00

April 17: In 1790 Benjamin Franklin Dies.

April 17: 1964 The Ford Motor Company unveils the Ford Mustang at the New York World's Fair.

April 16

2009-04-20T17:00:00.002-06:00

April 16: In 2007 a gunman, Seung-Hui Cho, shoots 55 people and then committed suicide on the Virginia Tech campus.

April 15

2009-04-20T11:00:00.004-06:00

April 15: The day we are taxed into submission!

April 14

2009-04-20T07:50:00.003-06:00

1865 -- U.S. President Abraham Lincoln is shot in Ford's Theatre by John Wilkes Booth.

I forgot grrrrr....

2009-04-20T07:45:00.004-06:00

I was going to do the week of my birhday posts but I forgot. So through out today I'll catch up :D...I was born at the end of a very interesting week. And thats all I'm going to say!

TEA Party!

2009-04-18T15:19:00.004-06:00

Tyler, Malcolm, and I went to the TEA party in Denver. Here are some of the pictures/videos that I took. Enjoy!

You know your a redneck when....

2009-04-08T21:01:00.004-06:00

.....You change your lawn mower's engine in the living room!

The Worm...

2009-04-06T00:12:00.002-06:00

Quandary Snowboard trip....

2009-03-20T21:05:00.019-06:00

A Guard friend of Tyler's Invited Tyler, Malcolm, and I to hike up Quandary and board down it. The day before the hike Tyler's buddy calls in sick, and since we already rented snow shoes we decided to go by ourselves. Above is a picture right before we hit the trail at 0840.
The trail head map thingy that tould us to stay on the path.

We somehow missed the actual trail and ended up hiking on this road about a mile until we realized our mistake. We turned around and found a trail that lead to the main trail so we didn't have to hike all the way back.
There was a good sized tree that fell down and I tried walking over it and then the snow caved in and I got stuck under it....that was fun getting out :P
Almost to treeline.

We stopped here to eat food. When we were eating the wind really started picking up so we decided to gear up for the way down. We're kinda regretting not summiting, but we were tired and if we did summit there is a saddle between the real summit and the false summit so we would've had to hike up a little ways before continuing down.

It was a beautiful day! A little hot but still wonderful!
We started down at 1245.

The snow was really deep and heavy. We post holed (or sinking deep into the snow making it hard and funny to get out) quite often.

We got down at 1450(2:50 for us civilians).

Things we learned:

1. Pack light!

2. Leave early: around 5-6am would've been best because the snow would've been hard and we wouldn't have sunk as many times.

3. There's nothing like a sunny day hiking a 14'er...weather you summit or not!

Brain Food

2009-03-10T21:04:00.001-06:00

A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.

"Tell me, Mr. Green, what makes you so smart?"

"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Mr. Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. It's fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant."

"You sell them here?" the customer asks.

"Only $4 apiece," says Mr. Green.

The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter.

"You haven't eaten enough yet," says Mr. Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry.

"Hey, Mr. Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 a piece -- I just realized that I can buy the whole fish here for just $2. You're ripping me off!"

"There now, you see that?" says Mr. Green. "You've gotten smarter already."

Psalm 2009-2012

2009-02-24T23:25:00.002-07:00

FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT

OBAMA IS A SHEPHERD,

I SHALL NOT WANT.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE,

I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

THE DEMOCRATS AND I WILL LIVE FOREVER

IN A RENTED HOME.

BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN,

I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG

AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.

Friday's Funny

2009-02-22T14:02:00.003-07:00

Cars!

2009-02-07T08:40:00.003-07:00

Which car is better Corvette or Mustang? It can be any year not just the new ones! Give your reason, just because it looks better is a valid reason!

There's a poll in the upper right corner but comments are always appreciated!

Friday's Funny

2009-01-29T18:37:00.001-07:00

Sort of a late post but still funny!

YES I CAN!!!

2009-01-20T12:15:00.001-07:00

In honor of Barak Obama's inauguration I've decided to post one of his fan photo's

Hamvas's trip...

2009-01-05T22:18:00.002-07:00

It was cold....

then you ask "How cold was it?"

It was so cold they saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!

The Toddler Miracle Diet!

2009-01-03T19:13:00.000-07:00

Many are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that one doesn't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), or you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet), or you go broke (the all-meat diet). Consequently, people tend to cheat on their diets, or quit after 3 days, and go right back to stuffing their faces after it is all over. Is there nothing one can do. . . .?

. . . . The new Toddler Miracle Diet, used by millions of trim toddlers the world over!!!

DAY ONE
Breakfast - One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat 2 bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor. Take 1 bite of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes.

Lunch - Four crayons (any color), a handful of potato chips, and a glass of milk (3 sips only, then spill the rest).

Dinner - A dry stick, two pennies and a nickel, 4 sips of stale beer.

Bedtime Snack - Toast piece of bread and toss it on the kitchen floor.

DAY TWO
Breakfast - Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of vegetable dye.

Lunch - Half a tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a cigarette (to be eaten, not smoked). One ice cube, if desired.

Afternoon Snack - Lick an all-day sucker until sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve and continue slurping until it is clean again. Then bring inside and drop on the rug.

Dinner - A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour iced tea over mashed potatoes; eat with a spoon.

DAY THREE
Breakfast - Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk: drink half, stuff pancakes in glass. After breakfast, pick up yesterday's sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, and put it on the cushion of your best chair.

Lunch - Three matches, peanutbutter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up.

Dinner - Dish of ice cream, handful of potato chips, some wine, coffee.

FINAL DAY
Breakfast - A quarter-tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk over bowl of cornflakes, add a half-cup of sugar. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal to dog.

Lunch - Eat crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish eating it.

Dinner - A glass of spaghetti and chocolate milk. Leave meatball on plate. Stick of mascara for dessert.

My New Year's Resolution

2008-12-31T19:05:00.002-07:00

The Wizard of ID

2008-12-30T16:00:00.004-07:00

To make comic larger click it ;)

When U Black U Black.....

2008-12-24T10:39:00.002-07:00

When I was born, I was BLACK ,

When I grew up, I was BLACK ,

When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,

When I got cold, I was BLACK ,

When I was scared, I was BLACK ,

When I was sick, I was BLACK ,

And when I die, I'll still be BLACK .

When U Black U Black, BUT.......

NOW, you 'white' folks....

When you're born, you're PINK,

When you grow-up, you're WHITE ,

When you go in the sun, you get RED,

When you're cold, you turn BLUE,

When you're scared, you're YELLOW,

When you get sick, you're GREEN,

When you bruise, you turn PURPLE ,

And when you die, you look GRAY.

So who y'all callin'
COLORED folks?

This was written by a black gentleman in Texas...

Chocolate!!!

2008-12-22T00:37:00.000-07:00

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

5. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

6. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

7. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

8. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

9. Money talks. Chocolate sings.

10. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

11.Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.

12. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.

That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A late Friday's Funny

2008-12-20T23:19:00.001-07:00

GNO Christmas Concert photos....

2008-12-18T20:30:00.001-07:00

Yeah yeah yeah you all knew they were coming...

GNOPICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Free BBQ Grills

2008-12-15T09:35:00.002-07:00

For those of you (like me at the moment) who do not have a BBQ grill, I've just come across a great deal that you can't afford to miss out on -- there are stores all over the country where you can get a free Portable BBQ Grill! This is for real -- you too can get your very own free Portable BBQ Grill from any of the following fine establishments (if your local store isn't listed below, you may find that they do have the free Portable BBQ Grill available anyway, so be sure to check it out!):

A&P | Albertsons | Big Lots | Brookshire's | Costco | Food Lion | Fry's | K-mart | Kroger | Meijer | Publix | Quality Markets | Safeway | Sam's Club | Shurfine | Target | Tops | Vons | WalMart | Winco Foods | Winn-Dixie | and many others!

I especially like the higher shelf which is great for keeping the kids' hot dogs warm while you're finishing up the adults' burgers or steaks! Just make sure to get the plain metal grills, if you can find them ... the plastic-coated grills don't last as long, and they tend to make the food taste a bit odd!

GUNS!!!!!

2008-12-12T20:26:00.001-07:00

Here is a few pictures of my new 9mm, holster and belt for the wheel gun, Malcolm's shotgun, and the gun safe full!

http://picasaweb.google.com/ryanpaulweaver/GUNS#

What happens inside your PC

2008-12-10T22:19:00.002-07:00

Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh no, here we go.
Computer: Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.
Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: OK look, you really need ...
Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You're not out of in...
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen...
Computer: Just do it !
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh no, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!
Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh no! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself......

Lion Sleeps Tonight...12 Days of Christmas done by the group Straight No Chaser

2008-12-09T09:38:00.004-07:00

Clean Vs. Messy

2008-12-08T12:22:00.002-07:00

I know that most, if not all, of you visitors to my blog out there have a immaculate bedrooms all the time, I, in fact, do not. Some times my room is sooo messy that it's hard for me to find my own bed in the usual mess of snowboarding equipment, gun stuff, school books, electronic stuff/computers, hunting stuff, dogs, dirty clothes, clean clothes, and shoes that my floor is often littered with. It so happened that one morning a few weeks ago mom came in and told me i had to clean my room before i ate breakfast. Well, with my favorite meal hanging on the line i decided that it might be worth it to clean my room. While cleaning my room i started finding items that i thought were lost. And that is when i started thinking...you know maybe a messy room is better than a clean one. Because if you loose something and your room is messy chances are it is in your room and all you have to do is start picking up a little and you'll find it. But if you had a clean room then when you lost something it's going to be harder to find because it's probably not in your room and it's somewhere else, either in the rest of the house or you left it at a store you were recently at or you left it at a friends house. So I deducted that having a messy room was more adventagous for me because then I could find lost items quicker.

I propose that everyone should leave their room messy so that we don't loose as many items!!!!

Winter Park Trip...

2008-12-07T23:30:00.002-07:00

On Saturday Tyler, Rachel, Malcolm, Nathan, Peter, Benjamin, Benjamin's gf, Matthew, and I went up to Winter Park to have some fun snowboarding. The snow was nice and soft and the weather was good. The Verizon people from the Verizon commercials came up there for some reason...

http://picasaweb.google.com/ryanpaulweaver/12_06_08#

My new toy...

2008-12-01T23:15:00.005-07:00

This replica firearm is the Uberti 1873 Cattleman Gunfighter in 45LC. It's a single action revolver which means that for every shot you have to cock the hammer back. The gun shoots wonderfully and is pretty accurate. I'll post some more pictures and maybe a video or two next time I go shooting. ;)

The Difinitive Test of True Love!

2008-11-14T21:07:00.003-07:00

Take your wife and your dog and lock them in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open your trunk see which one is glad to see you...

Friday's Funny

2008-09-05T11:50:00.001-06:00

zee next installment of za pic puzzle

2008-08-25T22:36:00.003-06:00

Toilet in middle of public street is encased in glass and allows user to see outside Real or Fake?

For some reason after I kicked my computer the internet started working....but it sometimes doesn't connect....

Friday's Funny

2008-08-15T10:16:00.001-06:00

Computers are the devil...

2008-08-14T21:49:00.002-06:00

For some odd/dumb reason my computer won't connect to the internet...so thats the reason I'm not online all the time any more :P

As far as the last picture is concerned the description is fake, it's actually a set for an outdoor theater, but it is funnier the other way. Therefore, we will disregard the truth here.

Hopefully my computer will decide to turn from its wicked ways and get on the correct path so I can post more often :P

New photo + a good political joke!

2008-08-07T09:57:00.003-06:00

(real) This photo was taken near the Georgia-South Carolina border. The alligator was between 12 and 14 feet long.

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said
she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal
Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President
what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."

"Wow...what a worthy goal" I told her, "You don't have to wait
until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and
mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll
take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out,
and
you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds while her Mom glared
at
me, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't
the
homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the
$50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her folks still
aren't talking to me.

Is this really a "Redneck Mansion"?

Wiffle Ball

2008-08-06T06:49:00.000-06:00

River rafting down the Arkansas

2008-08-04T19:41:00.003-06:00

Here is some photo's of our rafting trip with the Nahler's

Rocks and Trees and Rocks and Trees and WATER

Test ya's eye-bilities (cont.)

2008-08-04T14:44:00.004-06:00

It's real! The incident happened on Highway 59 near Hurricane City, Utah on December 30, 2006.

Here is the next photo... An alligator swimming with deer in its mouth.

Test ya's eye-bilities!

2008-08-03T18:25:00.004-06:00

Real or Fake? With people enjoying photoshopping pictures these days, I thought it would be fun to see if yall's can guess whether or not these are real or fake. :D

Truck almost falls into canyon?

Friday's Funny

2008-08-01T08:28:00.002-06:00

Militia Day at the range

2008-07-15T16:05:00.005-06:00

Pastor Olsen took a group of us out to a range in Fort Lupton to shoot his two black powder guns. The first one you see is an exact replica of what was used in the Revolutionary War (nicknamed the "Brown Bess"). The other one is a percussion cap Hawkins rifle, both of them are black powder and tons of fun to shoot! I compiled a short video of us shooting and some pictures of the fun evening!

Photographers:Ryan Weaver and Andrew Langemann
Videographers:Ryan Weaver and Andrew Langemann
Editor:Ryan Weaver

Good news orchestra pics

2008-07-08T11:28:00.000-06:00

http://picasaweb.google.com/ryanpaulweaver/GoodNewsOrchestra4thOfJuly

Living in the Country by the Josts

2008-07-07T21:13:00.003-06:00

The business of my life (school) I havn't been able to post but that will soon change, I will hopefully be posting something every day or so....so stay tuned!

Friday's Funny

2008-06-13T08:53:00.000-06:00

Sleeping Jonny Boy

2008-06-11T21:12:00.004-06:00

Jonathan is actually asleep in this picture...apparently there has been sighting of the boogy man around the house and Jonathan is protecting his family of stuffed animals...

Here is proof that it is his hand ;)

Sun Burns...

2008-06-07T21:37:00.002-06:00

Here is Hombre the Red Pepper^^^^

Here is Bob the Tomato^^^^^

Hombre and Bob(aka Daniel and Marcus) got really burnt(the pictures don't do the shade of red justice), they went swimming at one of their friends pool for around 4 hours today and came home looking like a tomato and a red pepper

Motivation

2008-06-06T08:58:00.002-06:00

Here are some quotes about work:

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse
Dennis Miller

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen

Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.
Leslie Nielsen

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K Jerome

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.
Slappy White

Friday's Funny

2008-06-06T08:56:00.000-06:00

Friday's Funny

2008-05-30T08:53:00.002-06:00

Friday's Funny

2008-05-16T14:57:00.002-06:00

Why you shouldn't snort coke

2008-05-11T23:02:00.001-06:00

Here is the reason you shouldn't ever snort coke it has drastic affects on people!!!

DON'T SNORT COKE!!!!!

Friday's Funny

2008-05-09T09:57:00.000-06:00

Engineers...

2008-05-08T05:58:00.002-06:00

There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

“Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says the mechanical engineer.

“Well”, says the chemical engineer, “it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system.”

“I thought it might be an grounding problem”, says the electrical engineer, “or maybe a faulty plug lead.”

They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say: “Well, what do you think?”

“Ummm, perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?”

May Day Photo's

2008-05-03T23:29:00.002-06:00

This is what the Storries lawn looked like at 2:30am...

No one will ever see enough may day photos so here are some that we took...
http://picasaweb.google.com/ryanpaulweaver/2008_05_01Mayday

Pictures from the Arvada Flour Mill

2008-04-29T19:46:00.003-06:00

I didn't go, but Mom, Malcolm, Jonathan, Celeste, and Tiffany went to the Arvada Flour Mill...and here are some of the pictures they took.

CLICK ME!!!!

Making the world happy

2008-04-29T11:39:00.001-06:00

The Gores and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one hundred-$1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy!"

Up Here

2008-04-28T17:02:00.002-06:00

Friday's Funny on Sunday

2008-04-27T08:00:00.002-06:00

Living History Day Photos

2008-04-26T20:20:00.001-06:00

http://picasaweb.google.com/ryanpaulweaver/2008_04_25LivingHistoryDay

My Two New Instrements

2008-04-24T21:56:00.008-06:00

This is my new Dobro. It's made by a company called Dean...the sound is a good clear twangy sort of sound, just how I like it :D...I bought a nut riser and then I tried to tune it again one of the pegs broke...it didn't break off it more like broke a gear or something so I'm going to go pick myself up a new one tomorrow!!
The gun I've had for about 2 months now but I finally got it all put together!!! The scope on top is a Super Sniper 10x42 with a 30mm tube...The scope is simply amazing it is very clear and has mil-dots in it!!! The bi-pod will hopefully help when I'm out hunting plus it makes it look cool!!!

Which Gamming System to buy

2008-04-21T15:07:00.002-06:00

How to learn chinese in 2 minutes

2008-04-13T18:53:00.000-06:00

Our athletes are preparing to travel to China. The State Department has prepared a small guide to help them communicate when they get there:

That's not right!: Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?: Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP: Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man: Dum Gai

Small Horse: Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?: Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table!: Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift!: Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here.: Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet!: Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone.: No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week.: Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight: Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile: Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive: Yu Stin Ki Pu

Friday's Funny

2008-04-11T09:31:00.001-06:00

Friday's Funny...

2008-04-04T09:38:00.002-06:00

Happy Global Aithiest Day!!!!

2008-04-01T17:43:00.002-06:00

Let's not forget that today is Global Atheists Day.

"The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God." Psalms 14:1a

What you didn't know but wished you did...

2008-04-01T12:02:00.003-06:00

The Power of Tradition

Does the statement, 'We've always done it like that' ring any bells? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways (in the coal mines), and that's the gauge they used. Why did 'they' use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and England) for their legions. The roads have been used ever since. And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore, the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever. So the next time you are handed a Specification/Procedure/Process and wonder 'What horse's rear came up with it?' you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the back ends or the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horses' back ends.) Now, the twist to the story: When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory at Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains. And the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds. So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's behind. And you thought being a horse's rear wasn't important? Ancient horse's rear's control almost everything.... and CURRENT Horse's behind's are controlling almost everything else!!

Easter Orchestra Pictures

2008-03-28T10:15:00.002-06:00

http://picasaweb.google.com/ryanpaulweaver/Easter_Orchestra_08

This is a compilation of some blurry and clear pictures of the Concert...

Mods to G22

2008-03-27T00:13:00.004-06:00

I know most of you wanted pics of the Orchestra but i don't feel like sorting through 139 odd pictures....ok so this is my G22 and I just put a TruGlo 30mm red dot and a sling on it...stay tuned for pictures of the Orchestra...

Our Easter....

2008-03-25T16:01:00.016-06:00

The three airsoftiteers discussing future battle plans

Moments after Daniel was shot, Forest looks on innocently
"Those are going to be easy to find!"

"You mean the Easter bunny is dead?"
Isaac just after going off of a totally huge jump!!!!
The newly weds...David and Kristen
"Ryan, quit cheating and looking where I'm hiding the easter eggs and go eat some more..."
Some of them were bored enough to board...

Do ya feel lucky, PUNK?!?!?

The grape of terror!!!

Catching flies...

Moments before the pretzel gets caught, chewed, and then swallowed...

Everyone was kung-fu fighting...

The chip is not far from being munched...

"Ha Ha...i got your sister and you ain't gettin her back no how"

Nothing says easter like a good game of golf...

Hope yalls had a wonderful Easter...I know I did!

Friday's Funny...

2008-03-21T08:37:00.002-06:00

God, Adam and Eve, and Your Kids

2008-03-18T14:03:00.001-06:00

Not that any of us have kids but this might be helpful if you do ;)

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God had trouble with His kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam. The first thing He said to Adam was:

"Don't eat from the forbidden fruit in the middle of the garden".

"Forbidden fruit? Adam inquired.

"Yes, you may eat of all the fruit in the garden except from the tree in the middle of the garden."

We got forbidden fruit!

So then God created Eve

One of Adam's first conversations with Eve (not recorded in the Bible) follows:

"Hey, Eve...we got forbidden fruit!"

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.

"Why?"

"Because I am your Father and I know it won't be good for you!" said God. A few minutes later God saw the telltale sign of apple cores on the ground.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"I didn't do it," said Adam

"Not me," said Eve

"Then where did these apple cores come from?" asked God.

"We both did it," Adam admitted.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno" Eve answered.

"She started it!" Adam said.

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!! It was the snake's fault."

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed.

But there is reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give your children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God's first children were disobedient, what makes you think yours won't be?

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from children.

Deer Education...

2008-03-17T09:40:00.002-06:00

This didn't happen to me...but its still just as funny

I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.

The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.

I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope.

The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it.

After about 20 minutes my deer showed up -- 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one! , stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me.

I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold. The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation.

I took a step towards it...it took a step away. I put a little tension on the rope and then received an education.

The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope.

That deer EXPLODED.

The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I could fight down with a rope and with some dignity.

A deer -- no chance.

That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally imagined.

The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many other animals.

A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head. At that point, I had lost my taste for corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that rope.

I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its neck, it would likely die slow and painfully somewhere.

At the time, there was no love at all between me and that deer. At that moment, I hated the thing, and I would venture a guess that the feeling was mutual.

Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in, so I didn't want the deer to have to suffer a slow death, so I managed to get it lined back up in between my truck and the feeder - a little trap I had set before hand...kind of like a squeeze chute.

I got it to back in there and I started moving up so I could get my rope back.

Did you know that deer bite? They do! I never in a million years would have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very surprised when I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist.

Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse where they just bite you and then let go. A deer bites you and shakes its head -- almost like a pit bull. They bite HARD! and it hurts.

The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My method was ineffective.

It seems like the deer was biting and shaking for several minutes, but it was likely only several seconds.

I, being smarter than a deer (though you may be questioning that claim by now) tricked it. While I kept it busy tearing the bejesus out of my right arm, I reached up with my left hand and pulled that rope loose. That was when I got my final lesson in deer behavior for the day.

Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up on their back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and their hooves are surprisingly sharp.

I learned a long time ago that, when an animal -- like a horse -- strikes at you with their hooves and you can't get away easily, the best thing to do is try to make a loud noise and make an aggressive move towards the animal. This will usually cause them to back down a bit so you can escape.

This was not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously, such trickery would not work. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different strategy. I screamed like a woman and tried to turn and run.

The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a horse that paws at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in the back of the head. Deer may not be so different from horses after all, besides being twice as strong and 3 times as evil, because the second I turned to run, it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me down.

Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not immediately leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed. What they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while you are laying there crying like a little girl and covering your head.

I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away.

So now I know why when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle with a scope so that they can be somewhat equal to the Prey.

Friday's Funny...

2008-03-15T18:54:00.003-06:00

I know I'm a little late....

Marcus's injury

2008-03-11T11:09:00.008-06:00

Marcus was playing on the trampoline yesterday with Jonathan and Celeste...they were playing a game where for some reason Marcus had his eyes closed...well he tripped and fell in between the tramp and brick wall (see the pictures) and cut his head open in two places. He went to the doctor's office and got a couple staples in his head...

WARNING: These pictures do include human blood and a big goose egg...if they bother you please see a physiologist cause it's your fault you looked at them...

Friday's Funny

2008-03-07T19:14:00.002-07:00

Eldora Snowboarding Trip

2008-03-04T23:17:00.004-07:00

Tyler, Rachel, Malcolm, Daniel, and I went to Eldora today. When we first got there it wasn't snowing hard at all. But by the middle to the end of the day it was snowing really hard...so there was lots of powder which made for some awesome riding. I brought the camera to take some video's of us snowboarding. I'm wearing a black helmet and Malcolm has the green one on...thats the only way to tell the difference without us standing next to each other. Tyler is in the white camo...Rachel is in all black...and Daniel has a yellow helmet on. Because it was so cold the battery didn't last very long, so we didn't get much footage. Most of the stuff we were doing in the video we were able to land by the end of the day...but the camera didn't last that long because snow and electronics don't mix.

Enjoy the video...more is sure to come.